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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

sweeeeeet!

so.... a few weeks ago my brother introduced me to a delightfully sinful sweet cookie, known as a lofthouse cookie... now, i'm not one for fake, preservative, chemically infused cakes and cookies... but OMG! these suckers were bangin! god only knows what is in these cookies to keep them soft soft and buttery... and don't even get me started on the nutrition information... sheesh, talk about expanding the love handles...

so anyways, ever since putting those cookies to my lips, i've wanted to make them myself... so i began searching for a sugar cookie recipe, that's tasty enough, soft enough, and perfect for a smackerel of frosting... so after some research and reading of user comments, i decided on recipe i found on the site, all recipes...
ingredients:
1 cup butter
1 1/2 cups white sugar
3 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
3 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons cream of tartar
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt

directions:
1. sift together the flour, cream of tartar, baking soda and the salt
2. cream the butter and add the sugar gradually, beating until light and fluffy
3. add eggs one at time, mixing well after each addition
4. stir in the vanilla (i also added a drop or two of almond extract)
5. add the flour, cream of tartar, baking soda and salt gradually to the creamed mixture, stirring in by hand
6. cover and chill dough overnight
7. preheat oven to 375 and line baking sheets with parchment paper or a silicone mat
8. roll dough out on a floured surface to 1/8 to 1/4 inch thick and cut into your favorite shapes
9. place cookies onto the prepared baking sheets and bake at 375 for 6 to 8 minutes or until cookie has a golden appearance

now... for the taste test... the cookies i made were soft but not the softness i was hoping for like in the loft house cookies, and without the frosting these cookies would be a bit on the bland side... i mean the subtle butter and almond flavor came out, but it didn't really wow me... topped with the frosting they made a sweet treat that's for sure... i decided to top them with a yummy cream cheese frosting, but i'm sure a nice buttercream or a royal icing would work just as well...

will i use this recipe again... i don't know, there are so many out there that i think i'll continue my search... until then...











Friday, May 8, 2009

happy birthday hubby!


well happy birthday to my awesome hubs!

when asked what kinda cake he wanted, he simply said... "babe, i'll leave it up to you"... followed by "i'm sure whatever you make will be wonderful"... i think he just wanted to make me happy, like all men... trying not to make any kind of decision...

so i figured let me try and be a little creative...

i went with the cake recipe i just used in last post because it was so yummy! and for the frosting, i went with a new recipe had read about, but i changed it quite a bit... it was a frosting using vanilla pudding mix, and when it is blended with butter and heavy cream it creates a really smooth silky texture... and by the way... delicious... you get that yummy pudding taste, but without the soft pudding consistency...
frosting recipe:
8 ozs. cream cheese, softened
1/4 cup butter, softened
2/3 package of french vanilla pudding mix
1/4 heavy cream (i might have added more, i was kinda just eye balling)
2 1/2 cups confectioners sugar
directions:
1. blend the softened cream cheese and butter in a mixer until well combined and creamy
2. add in the vanilla pudding and mix well
3. add in the confectioners sugar and the heavy cream to reach your desired texture and sweetness
now for the center filling, all i did was add some oreo cookies i crushed in the food processor to about 1 cup of the frosting, and i used the left over cookies crumbs to decorate the sides of the cake. it really came out quite amazing... delicious buttery cake layers, with smooth silky frosting layered between them... and honestly, using the pudding mix is going to stay in my bag of tricks now...




Wednesday, April 29, 2009

what i do when i'm bored...

so... i got a little bored the other day... and usually when i'm bored, and the boys are both napping, i do some online shopping, sit down with a latte and watch a grown-up movie, or i bake... so wanting to do something constructive (well i could have tackled some laundry...) i decided to go ahead and get my creative juices flowing and make something scrumptious...

i've been searching and searching for a long time for a awesome vanilla cake recipe, and like most of you out there, we have our fail-safe recipe, but we're still itching for one better... through my reading and searching of other fellow bloggers i came across this vanilla cake recipe from "lovin' from the oven" that peaked my interest... so... i pulled out my apron, tweaked the recipe to my liking and got to baking...
the results were quite pleasing... a yummy moist vanilla cake that surprisingly tastes like that of box cake... it also kinda reminds me of cake batter ice cream from coldstone... i decided to top 'em with a salt caramel vanilla bean cream cheese frosting, drizzled with a little more salt caramel and a sprinkling of toffee bits... all and all... orgasmic... the combination of all the flavors... major drooolage! definatly a keeper and will be making these lip smackers again soon!
vanilla cake recipe:
recipe yields 12-15 cupcakes
dry ingredients:
1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
wet/fat ingredients:
8 tablespoons (1 stick) melted butter
1 cup granulated sugar
2 XL egg whites
2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 1/8 cup plain nonfat yogurt
directions:
1. preheat oven to 325°F and prep cupcake tins with paper liners
2. sift together flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt and set aside.
3. in mixer, beat together melted butter and sugar until combined, then add egg whites and beat until mixture is smooth and light, and then stir in vanilla extract.
4. add flour mixture in two additions, alternating with the yogurt.
5. bake for 25 minutes, until cupcakes are barely golden on top, remove from oven, let cool in tins for 10 minutes, then cool on wire rack.

Salt caramel vanilla bean cream cheese frosting:
8 ozs. cream cheese softened
half of a vanilla bean, split

1/2 cup of homemade salt caramel
1-2 tbsp of heavy cream depending on how you want the consistency
2-3 cups depending on desired sweetness

directions:

1. place softened cream cheese in mixer fitted with paddle attachment, and cream
2. add in the vanilla bean seed and salt caramel, and blend in fully (dont you just love the vanilla bean specks!)
3. slowly add in your confectioners sugar, and if the frosting seems to thick, add heavy cream a little at a time
4. make sure to scrape down the sides of the mixer so everything is fully incorporated, frost and stuff your face!



jack sure did enjoy these ones...

Sunday, April 26, 2009

macarons part 2

so this weekend my brother and my sister in-law decided to come on down and visit us, and yay! for them it was such a gorgeous weekend... sunny, warm and wonderful... now a few years back my sister in-law lived in paris, and she was lucky enough to be surrounded by some really awesome sweet treats, one of which was the macaron... so the last time we got together i promised to make some of these little sweeties for her the next time they came and visited... so i did, cause it doesn't take much convincing for me to bake something... and i've kinda been itching to bake these again for a while... so here they are... i followed the same recipe for the meringue shells as i did last time but i went with a dark chocolate buttercream... and they were fantastic... and not to brag but, i'm pretty happy with myself having such success again with these... only my second time and they look pretty darn good... still have to work on getting them into a uniform little buttons, but so far i'm happy with the outcomes! next time i'm gonna get a little more daring and try these suckers out...


Monday, April 20, 2009

sweet strawberry pie... oh my!

you know whats great about this time of year, besides the fact that the weather is getting warmer... well, it's the abundance of fresh delicious fruit and veggies! and lucky for me, there are tons of little farmers markets for me to take advantage of down here in cape may...

on saturday (which was an absolutely GORGEOUS day) me and the hubs went to a local garden center/farmers market where we bought some awesome plants for our garden and of course, some fresh veggies and fruit... some of which were ripe, bright red strawberries... ahh... the possibilities...

so, because my hubs is a pie man, i decided to make a fresh strawberry pie... perfect for this gorgeous warm weather... go ahead and serve yourself up a slice of this with some cool lemonade, or if your like me, a nice cold glass of white wine... whooo hooo...
sweet and buttery pie dough:
1 cup ice cold water

2 1/2 cups flour
1 tbsp. sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup (2 sticks) of very cold unsalted butter, cut into cubes
directions:
1. combine the flour, sugar and salt
2. sprinkle the butter cubes over the flour and begin cutting them in with the pastry blender, until all of the butter is incorporated, forming pieces that are approximately the size of peas
3. slowly add 1/2 cup of the ice-cold water over the butter and flour mixture. using a rubber spatula, gather the dough together, and continue to add about 1/4 cup more of the water a tablespoon as a time.
4. once large clumps start pulling together, begin working it with your hands, bringing it together into one ball
5. divide the dough in half, wrap in plastic wrap tightly, and squish into a disk, and then chill in the fridge for atleast 1 hour

sweet strawberry filling:
8 cups of fresh strawberries, cut
2/3 cup water
2/3 cup sugar
2 tbsp. cornstarch
directions:
1. in a food processor, combine 1 cup of the strawberries, plus the water
2. in a medium saucepan, combine the sugar, cornstarch and the strawberry/water mixture, cook and stir over medium heat until thick and bubbly, remove from heat and cool about 10 minutes
3. spread about 1/4 cup of the glaze on the bottom of the pie crust, then layer with strawberries (continue this process 2 more times)
4. cover with remaining pie crust, egg wash and sprinkle with sugar and bake at 375 for 25 minutes


it really was delicious, even better the next day after it was chilled in the fridge...



some more easter treats

so... here are some more easter goodies... i figured what better way to honor the easter bunny than to make some yummy carrot cupcakes... i know, a real mind-blower huh... like nobody has ever made that connection before...

anyways... i went with this pumpkin cake recipe that is ridiculously good, and i added some shredded carrot and added more spice... all together a great cupcake was born... super moist and super delicious! and the vanilla bean creamcheese frosting was so creamy and smooth... i'm sad i only got to eat one... boo hoo, huh...

pumpkin carrot cake recipe:
recipe yields 12 cupcakes

dry ingredients:
1 cup cake flour
1/2 tsp. baking soda
1/2 tsp. baking powder
1/2 tsp. salt
1 tsp. cinnamon
1/2 tsp. ground ginger
1/4 tsp. fresh grated nutmeg
wet ingredients:
1/2 cup (1 stick) butter
2 eggs at room temp
1/2 cup packed light brown sugar
1/2 cup sugar
8 ozs. pumpkin puree
1-2 cup shredded carrots

directions:
1. preheat oven to 350 and prepare cupcake tins
2. melt and brown the butter, set aside to cool
3. in a medium bowl, sift together all dry ingredients
4. beat the eggs lightly and gradually beat in the sugars and cooled
5. gently fold in the dry ingredients, dont overmix
6. whisk in the pumpkin and the carrots
7. bake about 17-20 minutes and cool completely

here are some topped with some toasted coconut... i had to take everyones word for it that these cupcakes tasted awesome, because unfortunately i am allergic to coconut... i know, i know, sucks to be me... don't let me get started on my food allergies... no watermelon, kiwi, cantaloupe, mango... the list goes on... and with summer coming too (insert my whiny face)


and here's some with just some simple multi-colored sprinkles... cause if you suffer from the debilitating illness of a coconut allergy you have to enjoy something else... food allergies and baking just don't mix!



i love the vanilla bean specks in the frosting...



and here's the easter bunny and my little guy... too funny


happy birthday lia!

so it was my pleasure to bake a yummy confection for my lovely sister in law lia... and luckily for me, lia loves peanutbutter...but come on now, who doesn't!

so i decided to go with a cake that i had seen on one of my favorite food blogs in the world, smitten kitchen... if you haven't done so already check it out! anyways, she had made a cake found in the book "sky high cakes"... a delicious chocolate layer cake, topped and filled with a creamy peanutbutter creamcheese frosting, and a smooth layer of dark chocolate ganache... by the way, her pictures are much yummier than mine...
(my cake didn't travel very well from cape may to staten island, PLUS when i put the ganache on, my cake was too cold from being in the fridge, that it didnt spread so smoothly)... but who cares when a cake tastes so good!

however, rather than following her recipe, i decided to go with my favorite chocolate cake recipe, if you haven't noticed, i use it alot... cause it never lets me down! but here are her recipes for the frosting and the ganache... so freakin' good!!
for the peanutbutter cream cheese frosting:
10 ounces cream cheese, at room temperature
1 stick (4 ounces) unsalted butter, at room temperature
5 cups confectioners’ sugar, sifted
2/3 cup smooth peanut butter, preferably a commercial brand (because oil doesn’t separate out)
directions:
1. In a large bowl with an electric mixer, beat the cream cheese and butter until light and fluffy. Gradually add the confectioners’ sugar 1 cup at a time, mixing thoroughly after each addition and scraping down the sides of the bowl often. Continue to beat on medium speed until light and fluffy, 3 to 4 minutes.
2. Add the peanut butter and beat until thoroughly blended.
chocolate-peanutbutter ganache:
8 ounces seimsweet chocolate, coarsely chopped
3 tablespoons smooth peanut butter
2 tablespoons light corn syrup
1/2 cup half-and-half
directions:
1. In the top of d double boiler or in a bowl set over simmering water, combine the chocolate, peanut butter, and corn syrup. Cook, whisking often, until the chocolate is melted and the mixture is smooth.
2. Remove from the heat and whisk in the half-and-half, beating until smooth. Use while still warm.


the wonderful birthday girl!

here's my sister meghan, who looooves her cake... you wouldnt know it by looking at her, but when she was a baby, her nickname was "chubbles"... she was such a little porker... covered in adorable fat rolls...


if loving this cake is wrong, i don't ever wanna be right...

happy birthday lia!